Rog doesn't quite understand what a girlfriend is

"She didn't break up with you, because you were never together"

Of course Rog is the type of guy to get dumped by a girl who he's not even dating.

Rog said he got his heartbroken when a "beautiful woman" dumped him when he was 21. But after some digging, we uncovered that they weren't even together, and not even dating.

Then it became clear that Rog has no idea what exactly a "girlfriend" is, which makes so much sense. Real Inbetweener vibes from Farrelly here.