It's 8:48am but that might be enough internet for today already.
A video of a woman squirting breast milk at fellow festival-goers has surfaced online, and it's definitely not an article we expected to be writing today.
The clip shows a young lady wearing what you'd come to expect at festivals - a black one piece swimsuit or leotard, hat, sunnies and boots - all fairly standard stuff, except when she whips a tittie out and starts spraying milk all over the place.
She got mixed reactions from the crowd - most people were in a state of disbelief and shock, while others loved it - one even crouches down to try and catch some in their mouth. Whatever you're into I guess.
