Dunc and Westie Lee are forming the Rock Drive team at the moment, and they posed the question to their listeners: “What did you do just because you were bored?”
It’s no doubt some of you lot are a bit bloody rogue, but even by our standards, there's been lots of very questionable decision making afoot.
Things started off pretty harmless, with one listener saying they “took the protective cover off a swing fan, painted points on each fan and threw darts at it for two hours”.
Kudos to them, they scored 45 points and put 50 holes in the walls.
Another bloke got dragged along to go shopping with his mother and sister, so he struck up a yarn with the security guard, only to then ignite chaos.
He said to the security guard: “Woah. Did you see that old lady? She just put something in her handbag”, before watching security make a beeline for his mum, while he “stood back and watched the drama unfold”.
Anna said her and her flatmates used to order “massive amounts of food and eat until we couldn’t move”, and then take laxatives and see who was first to take a shit.
How do people even come up with stuff like this?!
“Very dangerous game to play when there's only one toilet,” she said.
One of the more wild ones was a memory from a bloke of his 17-year-old self ripping his braces off with a “Swiss army knife and a butter knife combination”.
One of those times where DIY is NOT in our DNA.
Another fella saw his work mate’s computer open and drafted a fake resignation letter, making fun of the company’s lack of leadership, shit facilities and pay.
He even got the boss to play along, calling this poor guy into a meeting and absolutely blasting him.
The listener said “My mate's face was just a picture” and that he’s “never been sworn at so much in my life”.
"I’m still anticipating revenge to this day."
While all these have been a bit wild, this one has got to be the worst of all:
I bleached my anus.
Just when you think it couldn’t get worse than this, he then admitted he didn't realise he “wasn't meant to use an actual bottle of bleach”.
I’ll leave the rest up to the imagination.
I just really hope some of you battlers find a real hobby.
