If you're looking for something naughty or nice to put on your Christmas wishlist - or to buy for a special friend - look no further, the most popular sex toys in the country are here. 

After exposing the horniest town in Aotearoa earlier this week (those dirty dogs down south), Adult Toy Mega Store has shared the top 10 highest-selling products that flew off the shelves this year.  

And while it's no surprise that the Satisfyer Pro 2 remains numero uno for those looking for a bit of solo satisfaction, there are a whole lot more weird and wonderful contraptions to be discovered, if you're that way inclined. 

Whether you're looking for an alone-time accessory or something to spice things up with a partner, here's what's been dominating bedside drawer space around the country this year.

NZ's top 10 best-selling sex toys

1. Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 2

Not only is this the most popular sex toy in NZ, but it's also the best-selling globally, with over 500,000 reviews and a 90% 5-star rating - enough said.

2. Share Satisfaction KAMA

This little gadget uses dual stimulation to offer "intense pleasure and mind-blowing orgasms in just seconds", and according to Johnny in the reviews section, " gives the wife shaky legs every time without a doubt." 

3. Share Satisfaction Stamina C-Ring Set

Not everything has to be high-tech - these three super stretchy silicone rings are used for "pleasurable penis-head play and stamina enhancement", and they come in four fun colours! 

4. Kink Range Alloy Gem But Plug - 2.8 Inch

Now, before you go judging, remember this is the fourth most popular sex toy in the country, so if it's not for you, fine - but it IS for a helluva lot of your fellow Kiwis! We're not here to yuck anyone's yum. 

5. Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3

The update to the SP2 still hasn't quite beaten the original, but the higher-end aesthetics and ergonomic feel in the hand have still helped it crack the top 5. Plus, it boasts 'liquid air technology' that mimics the feel of water, somehow. 

Making up the rest of the top 10 are the Share Satisfaction Dela Thrusting Suction Vibrator, the Nood Easy Clean Enema Kit (would we call that a toy?), the Sucking Succubus Automation Masturbator (one for the fellas), the OMG Licking Suction Toy (mildly terrifying) and the Rose Suction Vibrator (been all over everyone's social feeds. No? Just me?)

So what do you reckon? They don't call it XXXmas for nothing. Ok, they don't call it that at all, but life is what you make it! Treat yourselves.