We are absolute wrecks in the studio today, and it is entirely ticket pre-sale chaos to blame. Between broken phone apps, total office betrayal over concert tickets, and Ash accidentally texting the wrong coworker for months, we barely made it out alive. Pull up a chair, because our productivity hit rock bottom.
Ticketmaster effectively shut down our entire operation today. Everyone in the office went into full survival mode trying to secure Olivia Dean tickets, leading to total workplace anarchy. When people started buying extra tickets for trips to Japan instead of giving them to us, the tension was real—and Lily was ready to pull every single song off the airwaves in retaliation.
As if the pre-sale stress wasn't enough, I suffered a total identity crisis with my own contacts list. I spent the morning convinced our coworker Sam was being the ultimate sweet uncle to his niece, only to discover I had swapped his number with Emma Duffy months ago. Add in some accidental flirting over dinner photos and running laps at the doctor's office to beat a flu shot, and it’s safe to say we need help.
What's the most chaotic mistake you've ever made on your phone contacts list?