Yas is still sweating over the total bathroom disaster at Cal's flat party on the weekend. They literally had someone crying inside the toilet because they stank it out so badly and were considering jumping out the window. Add in some bathtub undies and Yas fighting bouncers, and it was absolute chaos.
We survived a flat party night out, but the post-party debrief has us spiralling. The lower-level bathroom became an absolute biohazard after a mystery guest dropped a total bomb that reeked out the entire floor. The guilt was so real that the person ended up locked inside crying, desperately wiping down walls and contemplating an escape through a tiny window crack. To make matters worse, Harrison was out crop dusting the party beforehand, leading to pure bathroom paranoia.
Just when we thought the party stories couldn't get more unhinged, Joel dropped a throwback tale about a New Year's Eve bash in Bondi. Picture a party of a hundred people suddenly coming to a halt because someone left their poo-stained undies sitting right in the bathtub. The host literally cut the music to demand answers, leaving everyone doing an emergency undie check on the spot.
Things didn't get any quieter once we hit the town. Cal brought his mum and her best friend to pres, and they ended up ditching their expensive show tickets to become the absolute life of the party. Between Harrison getting a spontaneous Gromit tattoo, Ash opening up about her painful tramp stamp removal history, and Yas battling every bouncer in sight, this night out was one for the books.