We’re caffeinated, full of scones, and getting surprisingly deep! From Harrison’s emotional, raunchy dance performance to Ash planning her exact drug routine for her deathbed, this episode goes off the rails in the best way. You are definitely not ready for where this flat chat takes us today!
We kicked things off today full of pastries and riding an absolute emotional high after checking out Harrison’s dance show. Between the raunchy choreography, pure joy, and holding hands on stage, it got us talking about how adult life really needs more space to just embrace the cringe and do things that make your stomach drop with happiness.
Things took a classic turn into total flat chat territory when the ultimate hypothetical question was thrown into the mix: would you rather have every intrusive thought exposed at your funeral, or have your entire search history revealed at your wedding? While Harrison tried to defend his vape-handling skills, Ash dropped a total bombshell about wanting to try heroin on her deathbed—because if you're going out, you might as well go out high!
We wrapped up the chaos with a quick algorithm celebration and a reminder that we are fully committed to living our best, grossest lives together. From dance stage tears to deathbed drug wishlists, this one truly covers the entire spectrum of human emotion.