Harrison came into the studio sporting a freshly shaved, chiseled jawline, but his newfound gym confidence quickly took a massive hit. Calling himself the self-proclaimed mayor of Tin City, he explained how a quick trip to Snap Fitness turned into an absolute disaster. While trying to casually check out a girl running nearby, Harrison completely lost his footing, smashed his knee, and fell face-first onto the moving treadmill conveyor belt. He was literally swept off the machine on all fours, leaving behind a bruised knee and a whole lot of shattered dignity.

To make matters worse, Harrison just walked right out of the building in pure shame, leaving the girl to actually press stop on his runaway machine. This sparked a massive studio debate about gym protocol, as Ash had to break the news that you are absolutely supposed to wipe down the equipment after using it. Harrison had no idea, meaning his treadmill crush had to clean up his sweat after witnessing his entire downfall.

The awkward encounters did not stop there, with Ash sharing a relatable but totally creepy story about the downside of being recognized in public. While out at a fancy hotel breakfast, she was secretly discussing her pregnancy before she had even told her own mother. An hour later, a random woman slid into her DMs to congratulate her, proving that people are always listening a little too closely in New Zealand.

The team wraps up the chaotic session by chatting about the best cities to live in across the ditch, debating the vibes of Melbourne versus Sydney, and giving a quick shoutout to their listeners in Perth.