We almost took the entire station off the air today before we even started, but that was nothing compared to the absolute chaos that followed. We dove deep into a Love Island conspiracy about laser hair removal that completely broke Harrison's brain, leading to a highly unhinged discussion about a potential family bikini line session before summer. You are honestly not ready for where this conversation goes, especially when we start evaluating the hairiness of everyone's backs.
The studio was nearly thrown into total darkness today when Harrison got a little too excited playing with the faders before we went live. Once we managed to bypass the technical disaster, we got talking about the absolute nightmare that is driving around Auckland traffic. From missing exits and ending up on the bridge to the North Shore, to dreaming about getting featured on iconic Kiwi shows like Motorway Patrol, the group chat vibes were fully unfiltered.
Things took a wild turn when we brought up a bizarre discussion from Love Island about laser hair removal. Ash tried to convince the boys that you have to keep your mouth completely shut while getting your bum lasered so the light doesn't shoot straight through your body. It was a total setup that completely backfired, leaving everyone utterly perplexed and spiraling over the mechanics of human anatomy.
Before we knew it, we were offering up Ash's at-home laser kit to clean up Producer Neeps's hairy back before summer kicks off. The conversation quickly devolved into what constitutes proper etiquette if someone accidentally gets an erection on the laser table. If you want to hear us completely lose the plot over body hair, laser physics, and road rage, this is the episode for you. Do us a massive favour and leave a five-star rating on the app—unless you hated the joke, in which case, pretend you saw nothing.