Yas brought her crusty old high school laptop into the studio today, and honestly, reading her teenage notes was a total spiral. Between stressing over the size of her lips and uncovering some deeply questionable childhood memories, we completely took the lid off our deepest flaws. Then things got chaotic when we played a game of obscure superlatives. From figuring out who among us is most likely to get scammed by a fake email, to Yas' childhood mission of digging a tunnel system just to escape her family, we ended up uncovering way more than we bargained for. You are absolutely not ready for these cooked confessions.
It all started when Ash made the executive decision to lug her ancient, incredibly grubby home laptop into the studio. Digging through her old high school notes unlocked a wave of teenage angst and fixation on cosmetic surgery, which naturally spiralled into a full-blown debate about what we all want to get nipped and tucked as we approach 40. From preventative Botox to Ash’s definitive plans for a boob job, no stone was left unturned.
Things took a slightly brutal turn when we tried to suggest "improvements" for each other. While Harrison got targeted for a tummy tuck and a bum crack extension, Ash opened up about a permanent eye droop she’s had for 15 years—revealing that a former TV boss once straight-up told her to go get it surgically fixed.
To lighten the mood, Yas looked to TikTok for a bonding exercise featuring some highly specific, obscure questions. We exposed our deepest habits, uncovering who is the most avoidant when getting hacked, who stands in the rain for a "dart," and why Ash spent her childhood digging a massive network of holes in the garden because she was a lonely kid trying to build a tunnel system.
We wrapped up the chaos by diving deep into our communication styles, with Ash proudly backing herself to win absolutely any verbal argument under pressure. We even got a sneaky tour of her old radio button bar, featuring some emotional, tear-jerking beds that she used to cry to in the day studio. It’s an emotional, hilarious, and slightly unhinged ride.