Look, we didn’t mean to couple-dress today, but Harrison and Yas turned up in all-blacks kit—except Yas had pork belly pie crumbs all over her shirt. Classic. We’re also welcoming the "sexiest guy at The Edge" to the team, and honestly, the vibes are high even if the hygiene is questionable.
We kicked off the week with a bit of a clothing crisis. Yas and Ash accidentally turned up in matching "All Blacks" gear, but Yas’s outfit came pre-decorated with pork belly pie crumbs. It sparked a heated debate about gym hygiene—specifically, whether it’s okay to wear yesterday’s undies to Pilates. Ash is terrified of a "tuna" situation during a stretch, and honestly, after hearing her GP stories, we don’t blame her.
The music chat was heavy today as we welcomed our new producer, Neeps, the "sexiest guy at The Edge." We played a high-stakes game of First and Last where Ash and Neeps proved they were soulmates by picking the same Savage Garden track. We also took a look at Mr. Fantasy (aka KJ Apa) and his new music video. He’s absolutely ripped and has every celebrity in Hollywood doing a cameo, but is the music actually any good? We’re not so sure he’s the next Cody Simpson just yet.
Things took a turn into the truly bizarre when we got onto the topic of pregnancy and birth. Ash shared some "horror" photos from her breastfeeding days, and we heard a terrifying story about a baby being born foot-first on a toilet at a New Year’s Eve party. To top it all off, we ended with a segment on "tanorexia" and the dangers of DIY laser hair removal. Let’s just say if you hear a whistling sound when Ash farts, it’s probably just the physics of her new hairless situation. Stay classy, team!