We’re exposing our biggest financial fails. Ash copped $1,000 sneakers everyone hated, Yas bought "satanic" candles that almost torched her flat, and Harrison blew his entire $2,000 student loan on a kids' mobile game. We are a total disaster—you won't believe the logic behind Harrison's spree.
We’re heading off to Homegrown, but we couldn't leave our favourite pals without a sneaky poddy to keep you going. We kick things off with a classic round of First and Last, featuring some 90s slow jams, a bit of Britney Spears, and a very smug Brady who thought he could outsmart us with his lyrics. It turns out Kelly Clarkson might be missing a car from her American Idol days, but at least she’s got the hits to make up for it.
The chaos really peaks when we get into the "too much money" talk inspired by Ed Sheeran’s weird Hollywood memorabilia collection. Ash comes clean about her infamous chunky Balenciaga sneakers that cost over a grand and made her look like she was wearing orthopedic sketches. Even her mother-in-law was Googling the price tag in shock while they sat together!
Then there's Harrison, who honestly takes the prize for the most questionable life choice. He admitted to using his $2,000 "course-related costs" student loan to buy buckets of gems in a Disney Sorcerer’s Arena mobile game. One minute he’s having a bit of "devil’s lettuce," and the next, he’s the strongest player in a game made for primary schoolers with a zero-dollar bank balance.
We also dive into Yas’s terrifying collection of over 40 op shop candles, including some giant bamboo torches that look more like a satanic ritual than home decor. She nearly burnt her flat down trying to play Survivor during a power cut! It’s a miracle we’re all still here and semi-functioning. Have a safe weekend, and if you're at Homegrown, come say hi to the crew!