We are fully spiraling today as Harrison reveals the inanimate objects he’s actually attracted to—think mahogany desks and "flappy" bins. We’re also exposing our weirdest cartoon crushes (is Mufasa a babe?) and translating Bad Bunny lyrics to see if they’re still sexy in English. It gets weird fast.
We started the show today with some serious rage after a morning of absolute chaos on the Auckland roads. Ash had a run-in with a guy in a Volvo who clearly didn't understand speed limits, while Harrison settled the debate once and for all: if you have a loud engine, everyone thinks you’re a menace.
The energy shifted quickly when we started talking about our childhood cartoon crushes. Ash is fully standing by Mufasa being the hottest character for his "fatherly figure" vibes, while Yas is surprisingly into King Julian from Madagascar. Harrison took things to a whole new level of weird by listing the inanimate objects he finds sexy, including a very specific mahogany desk he wants to gnaw on like a chocolate mud cake.
In the world of pop culture, we had to look into Bad Bunny’s latest performance and those "inappropriate" lyrics everyone is talking about. We decided to translate them into English to see if they kept the same vibe, but it turns out hearing "my auntie asks why I have many girlfriends" just sounds a bit like Lil Dicky. It’s safe to say some things are just better left in Spanish.
We wrapped things up with an incredible listener DM about an "unexpected" couple song that went off at a wedding. Let’s just say seeing a Nana dance to Lil Jon’s "Get Low" is the mental image we all needed today. Whether they actually walked down the aisle to it or just used it to fuel the dance floor, it’s an absolute banger that we are 100% here for.