Ash is spiraling after mistaking her sandwich press for a slow cooker, leaving a raw chicken to stew in 30-degree heat for eight hours. It’s a total salmonella disaster and the house nearly went up in flames. Plus, the team breaks down the iconic X Factor audition where the lyrics were forgotten, before attempting their own high-stakes auditions for The Greatest Showman. You aren't ready for these vocals.
We’re kicking things off with a fashion choice that Harrison might be regretting just a little bit. He spent $150 on a massive belt buckle to channel his inner country star for a Lainey Wilson interview that never actually happened, so now he’s just walking around with an unbuttoned shirt to make sure everyone sees the investment. Ash thinks it looks expensive, but Yas isn't convinced she’d ever drop that much on a buckle—even if it is "badass."
Then, things get a bit more serious as Ash opens up about her extreme food hygiene anxiety following a slow cooker catastrophe. After spending all day dreaming of her organic herb chicken, she got a text from Adrian that would haunt any home cook: the slow cooker was never on, but the sandwich press had been roasting the kitchen all day. The resulting salmonella-risk chicken had to be tossed, and Ash spent the next 24 hours scrubbing the cooker with Dettol and boiling water just to feel safe again.
In pop culture, we’re dissecting the "tragic" background detail in Gracie Abrams’ birthday post for Paul Mescal. Fans noticed a framed photo of Paul and his Normal People co-star Daisy Edgar-Jones, sparking a massive debate in the studio about whether it’s "sister vibes" or just plain weird to have your boyfriend's work-wife on the wall. Ash is firmly on the side of "it's fine," while Yas thinks it's giving some seriously awkward energy.
Finally, we wrap up with the viral Lithuanian X Factor audition where a contestant forgot every single lyric to Justin Bieber's "Sorry" and just kept singing the title over and over. It inspired us to hold our own "serious" auditions for The Greatest Showman, and let’s just say the chairs might not be turning for us anytime soon. Grab your headphones, this one is a wild ride from start to finish!