We’ve had some wild stories on the show, but Jade really took the cake today with her online shopping horror story. She ordered three dresses, but instead of a fresh fit, she opened a bag full of live maggots and exotic ant eggs right onto her bed. It got so bad that biohazard scientists actually had to show up to her house to sample her rubbish bin. We are officially gagging just thinking about it.

Then we switched gears to some world-class drama involving Norwegian Olympian Sturla Holm Lægreid. Imagine winning a bronze medal and immediately using your post-race interview to confess to cheating on your partner. Ash and Yas had some very strong thoughts on whether this "guilty man" act was actually sincere or just a massive public relations play. Spoiler alert: the girls aren't exactly buying the "eyes only for her" line.

Finally, Harrison had two very large bones to pick with Yas after their night out at the Shortland Street set. Not only did she loudly reject being his girlfriend in front of a crowd of industry stars, but she also filmed a rather... revealing medical scene. Watching 40 people laugh at your "perfectly sized" ego while you're stuck on a hospital bed is a level of trauma we wouldn't wish on anyone.