Warning: This article contains spoilers for episode two of 'Heartbreak Island'.
Things heated up on the second episode of 'Heartbreak Island' after a boozy party where all the contestants let their hair down, then pulled each other's hair (seriously), twerked on each other, and inevitably hooked up.
Lapdances were happening, the margaritas were flowing and the sexual tension was high - it's not all that surprising that some partner-swapping took place. Millie and Bailey left their respective partners to spend the night together, and Ash forgot all about Shamar, cosying up in Jake's bed instead.
As with so many big nights, things looked a little different in the cold light of day. After Ash returned from her steamy night with Jake, Shamar took her aside for a chat, and he was noooot happy.
"This whole thing with you and Jake, if that's what you want to do, that's what you wanna do, I'm not gonna stop you," he began.
"At the same time, we're coupled up, I got with you because I think you're gorgeous. You can do your own thing but I don't f*cking like that shit, you're mine. I'm with you, f*ck that guy."
Okay, a lot to process there. The "you're gorgeous" line got a smile out of Ash, but hold on, what's that in the distance? Oh, it's a GIANT RED FLAG prompted by the "you're mine" comment.
Ash, to her credit, points out that Shamar hasn't been forthcoming with his feelings so far.
"I didn't know that," she said. "If you're not telling me that you miss me or that you want to sleep in a bed with me or that you're into me, then I'm like, I don't know."
"I did say I didn't care last night," Shamar replied. "But I was in my bed alone, cold, snuggling my pillow, I felt like a f*cking loner."
Shamar added that he's not planning on fighting Jake over the situation - and good job too, because Shamar is so built you could probably fit three of Jake in his thigh muscle alone.
"It just made me feel left out. I just want you to know that you are very gorgeous and I love being with you," he added.
Before you go 'awww' though, maybe listen to Ash's well-made point. Girl is spitting truths all over the show.
"We're not in a relationship, I don't like being made to feel like I've done something wrong," she said in a confessional.
"I like you both," she told Shamar, but it appears he's never seen a show like this before. It's not called 'You're Only Allowed To Like Me Island', Shamar. "That means I'm not enough for you if you like us both," he replied.
Oh come on mate, it's only episode two, and you certainly don't 'own' anyone. Maybe go and do some bicep curls and calm down.
Heartbreak Island episodes drop every Thursday on ThreeNow.