Why old geezers shouldn't shower in a deck chair

'I'm just really not looking forward to my scrotum looking like rugby socks full of sand'

Ever showered in a deck chair? Here's a cautionary tale for the ages - a caller who had a friend working at a rest home ended up having to get the fire brigade around after an old boy got a bit too soapy and warm while showering.

The poor guy was sitting on a white chair while doing it - and let's just say his spuds got stuck in the strainer when he tried to get back up.

Listen to the full yarn below! 😂