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The pasta portions at Kourt and Travis' wedding are being called 'the saddest thing ever'

"If you serve me this I am making a scene."

All pasta-lovers know one thing to be true: It's near impossible to correctly estimate the right amount of spaghetti to cook.

No matter how carefully you measure, you end up with either enough to feed a rugby team, or so little it's less 'spag bol' and more 'bol with three strands of spag'.

Well, it seems the chefs at Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Scott's lavish wedding ended up with the latter - given the portion sizes of pasta being dished out to the A-list guests.

A clip shared on Kylie Jenner's Instagram Story has gone viral for documenting the teeny tiny nests of spaghetti plated on ornate dinnerwear at the reception - with one Twitter user calling it "a hate crime".

"The pasta portion size at Kourtney Kardashian's wedding is one of the saddest things I've ever seen," another tweet read.

"Sure Kourtney and Travis's wedding looks magical, but imagine waiting all day for pasta and they serve you up this absolute bullshit, I would leap into the sea," someone else chimed in.

"If you serve me this I am making a scene."

One person went against the grain, tweeting: "Normalize eating appropriate portions instead of overeating for every meal," and frankly, that person can get in the rubbish bin.

It's hard to say how negatively affected the guests would have been by the stingy pasta feed, given how much else was going on with Travis ripping Kourt's garter off with his teeth, MGK giving an impromptu performance and Kris Jenner busting her best moves.

But for those among us that worship pasta - this hurts.