New Zealand
The Morning Rumble's Balls of Fame


Published by Raynor Perreau
03 Feb 2026
Welcome to Balls of Fame, the Morning Rumble’s proud hall of infamy for those who love to make a C&B happen.
These are intentional, handcrafted works of art. Burnt into paddocks, finger-drawn into dusty car bonnets, shaved lovingly into the back of someone’s head, the list goes on.
If you went out of your way to leave a cock and balls where it absolutely did not need to be, we want to see it. The cream of the crop will climb their way onto the sacred Chodium, while limp efforts risk sliding off the podium altogether.
Wanna enter? Flick us a message on Facebook or Instagram with the photo of your C&B creation.

























Published by Raynor Perreau
03 Feb 2026