Llamas biting willies and cows chewing fingers: Mild Animal, Gnarly Injury

Some of these yarns are unreal.

Big oof on these yarns.

Animals we share the earth with come in many shapes and sizes. Luckily with most that we come in regular contact with, the chance of getting injured by an animal is low. This is a reminder that even if those odds are low, they're never zero.

Watch the vid as Jay and Westie Lee run through some unbelievable tales of the timid. Farm animals fighting back, mundane marsupials finding a nasty streak, and humans losing digits on more than just their hands.

One lady gets kneaded like dough by a donkey. Unreal stuff. Check out the complete chaos below.

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