Just when you thought they couldn't get any better, Jay and Dunc are back with another instalment of absolutely cracking dad jokes.
See the list below, and you can refer back to the list if you're ever in the situation where you need to tell your finest dad joke. There's some dead set doozies in this crop.
'So I cut myself shredding cheese. I wanted to blame someone else, but then I remembered... with grate power comes grate responsibility.'
'Most dads only drink on days that begin with T. Tuesday, Thursday. Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, and Thunday.'
'My wife accused me of being immature. I was so upset told her to get out of my fort.'
'Just saw a shop selling wigs for $10. That's a small price toupee.'
'My Visa card was declined at the sweater store. They asked for my card-igan.'
'Just got fired from the keyboard factory. Didn't put in enough shifts. They didn't even let me enter... or return.'
'Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.'
'I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It's given me the-saurus throat I've ever had.'
'My friend Jack claims he can speak with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.'
'My dog's name is Minton. Today when I was playing badminton he ate my shuttlecock. Bad minton!'
'Lately my colleagues have been putting names on food they put in the fridge. I'm currently eating a yoghurt called Susan. How cute!'
'My kids are getting sick of me singing that Oasis song. They asked if I'm ever going to stop. I said Maybeeeeee.'
Check out Jay and Dunc's reactions up top and more funny shit below! Unreal stuff.
NICKNAMES Nicknames 37 Nicknames 36 Nicknames 35 LIVING ON THE EDGE The All-In-One Cleaner And The One-Man Mover: Living On The Edge 20 'Farted In The Gym With Headphones On': Living On The Edge Skipping A Truancy Meeting, No-Party Pies And Feeling With Your Fingers: Living On The Edge 18
