Comedy

How chicks really feel about "up the bum, no babies"

Bespoke Surgical reckon the times are a-changing, and they've done a study to prove it.

Ah, anal. Even in 2018, the subject is somewhat taboo.

Lads are known for getting fixated on it, as if bum sex is a forbidden fruit or the door to Narnia. Chicks on the other hand are widely believed to be largely anti-back-door access... "WTF is that doing there? Are you trying to put it up my butt?" "Oop." *cough/awkward fumble*

"Accident...Sorry babe..." That's how we've been conditioned to believe the overall population feels... but how do ladies REALLY feel about butt stuff? Bespoke Surgical reckon the times are a-changing, and they've done a study to prove it.

The surgeons found that not only are chicks not all that adverse to the idea, there's quite a few sheilas who are all about butt stuff. A whopping 25% of the women surveyed were partaking in anal at least a couple times a month.

Bespoke Surgical also thoroughly studied what women consider before they let their partner head on down to brown town. Check their anal sex facts out below... some might take you a little aback. Metaphorically speaking, not literally. Although going by this information, you might be going aback (literally) a little later too.

Pleasantly surprised by most of this, bar the tearing and the lack there of condoms... We're breaking down barriers (awesome), but by the sounds of it we've been breaking down the occasional butt too...

So, on the whole we've learned; in 2018, there's no shame in butt stuff (finally)! But do yourselves a favour and get a big 'ol bottle of lube before you get on the 'up the bum, no babies' business. And on that note, no babies sure, but there's other shit to worry about! Look after yourselves! Roll on the rubber!