Harry Styles' shorts and microphone lick in 'Dance No More' video has me feral

Harry Styles’ ‘Dance No More’ music video has dropped, and so has my jaw, because I was NOT expecting to see what I saw.

We’re talking red short shorts, a seductive lick of his microphone and shaking his ass all throughout the three-minute and twenty-second video. 

Some get me some water and a cool towel, because Harry fever has hit me hard!

 In the video, directed by Colin Solal Cardo, Harry performs his ‘Kiss All The Time, Disco Occasionally’ track in a gymnasium.

He’s dressed in red short shorts and a blue cropped hoodie, but still means business with a white dress shirt and yellow tie peaking through underneath. 

The video goes all-in on choreography, with moves I didn’t know he was capable of. And by that I mean shaking his booty all around that gym.

And can we please talk about the lick of his microphone!!! Enough said.

The whole thing is very ‘Summer Heights High’, Mr G coded, and he would approve!

Even the group pashing at the end of the video - while intense - felt like a pretty iconic display of love and freedom. What started as Harry awkwardly vibing on his own quickly turned into a full-blown shift to a night club dancefloor.

Fans are losing it over the video, in the YouTube comments, with many expressing“I just love how far he’s come with being comfortable in expressing himself <3,” one person wrote.

“THESE SHORTS ARE STAYING FOR THIS ERA, AREN'T THEY?” Another begged.

A third added praise for Harry’s casting in the video: “One thing I love about Harry is that he has so much inclusivity in his music videos. All types of human beings, and there’s something so beautiful about that.”

If this is what we’re already getting visually for this album, I don’t know if we’re prepared for what comes next!