Okay, someone grab me a fan and a cold towel ASAP, because I’m heating up over Harry Styles' telling us to, ahem, please ourselves.
In an Instagram post yesterday, Harry’s brand Pleasing announced that a sex toy range is on its way.
The video shows the tattooed arm of the ‘Watermelon Sugar’ singer taking a phone call and taking a message.
The message reads ‘Please yourself like you mean it’. After a fan picks up wind, the note flies out the window to the public, followed by Harry’s voice reading the message aloud.
When I tell you the sweet creature in me didn’t know what to do with herself after hearing Harry’s voice for the first time in MONTHS… I. MEAN. IT.
Turns out, Harry wasn’t kidding. Pleasing is releasing two playful sex products - a double-sided vibrator and personal lubricant.
The website says the vibrator was created and designed by sex educator Zoë Ligon, for a “sex positive” experience to “delight a kaleidoscope of bodies, desires, and curiosities”.
“Intimacy should never feel rushed - explore what feels good, and let pleasure set the pace,” the brand adds.
Fans have been reacting to the new additions, and the chaos is as expected.
One person shared a pretty accurate POV of our office this morning.
“When the words 'Harry Styles, ' 'Sex’,' and ‘Vibrator’ show up.”
“We simply love a man who listens to what the people want,” someone said under the Instagram post.
“Asking Santa for the Harry Styles vibrator for Christmas,” said another.
A third added: “This isn’t real life 😭😭.”
Honestly, at what point did we go from having Harry Styles posters above our beds to keeping his vibrator next to them?
Right now, the toy is only being shipped throughout the UK and US, and we’re begging for NZ to be one of the next additions to that list!!
After hearing this news, NOTHING will be the same as it was… ;)
