George FM launches “game-changing” new way to ‘split the G’

George FM is proud to announce the latest addition to the merch store: official George FM branded beer glasses — designed specifically to take your “Split the G” game to the next level.

You’ve heard of splitting the G with a certain iconic stout… but that’s old news. This is 2026, and we’re doing things the George way.

Introducing Split the G-eorge..

Each glass features the legendary George FM logo, which has been scientifically calibrated for optimal G-splitting accuracy.

Now you can fill the customized George glass with your beverage of choice and Split the G-eorge at home, at pre’s or any other upcoming social gathering.

Early testers (Bax from the office and some battler from upstairs who assured us he “knows his way around a pint”) have described it as “game-changing.”

The George FM Split the G-eorge Glass drops exclusively in the merch store today. Strictly limited run — mainly because the George crew have already claimed most of them.

George FM takes no responsibility for missed Gs, overconfidence, or bad decisions made after attempting this more than twice.

Anyway… none of this is real.

But imagine though.

Happy April Fools.