If you've never been acquainted with Girthmaster, he - and his, ahem, piece - is in the top 0.1% OF creators globally.
Girthmaster joined our very own Sean Hill and TikTok star Uncle Tics on the 'Tic-Heads' podcast, and let me tell you, the chat was WILD!
As the name suggests, he is well endowed down there, measuring 3.5 inches in diameter/7 inches around. For comparison, he showed Sean an image comparing his downstairs to the size of a friggin' wine bottle. the reaction is priceless!
In the episode released today, Girthmaster chats about everything from disasters happening while filming, to whether his P is actually of any use - nothing is off limits.
When asked how much he earns in a month, Girthmaster told the podcast: "On a regular, average month it would be about $40k. In a great month, it'll be about $80k."
Now, I'm sitting here questioning why I wasn't blessed with a feature that could earn that kind of dosh.
But while his 'feature' is unique, it does come with some harder-to-handle situations.
When asked if the usual condoms you can grab from the supermarket cater to his size, Girthmaster revealed that he actually gets 'custom-made 72-millimetre dommies' shipped to him from the UK.
"If a guy says he can't fit a condom, show him my pictures and tell him that he does 'cause I fit them," he said.
THERE'S. NO. EXCUSE.
If you want to hear the full mind-blowing chat that covers all angles of adult content creation, you can listen here:
Oh, and if you're wondering why Girthmaster made a stop here in NZ, he told us he was here 'on a job'... we'll be interested in finding out more soon!
