Duncan Garner: Labour Wants A Blank Cheque For Power

Labour’s Future Fund is not a policy yet. It is a sales pitch looking for a spreadsheet.

That should worry every New Zealander being asked to take Chris Hipkins seriously as an alternative Prime Minister. We are talking about billions of dollars, public assets, investment decisions, ownership structures and economic direction.

Yet Labour wants the country to buy the brochure now and read the fine print after the election.

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Hipkins said: “I don't think the public really care which companies are going to go in or not. I think the public care about the fact that we’re going to keep state assets and National’s going to sell them.”

No. That is not how serious parties behave.

Since when did asking basic questions about public money become some irritating hobby for Wellington tragics? People want to know what is being done with their money, their assets and their future. That is not nerdy. That is democracy.

What companies go into this fund? How much money goes into it? Who controls it? What return is expected? What assets are involved? What is the fund actually for beyond sounding reassuring in a press release?

Labour says the fund will “invest in infrastructure and innovative Kiwi business”. Fine. Then show us how.

Because right now Labour cannot answer the obvious questions. Or it will not answer them. Neither option is good.

This has the same stink as KiwiBuild. Big moral language. Big promises. Big slogans. Then, when reality walked through the door, the whole thing collapsed under the weight of its own emptiness.

Labour seems to have learned nothing except how to rename the same old habit: announce first, explain later, blame someone else when it falls over.

The cheek of it is the moral framing. Labour wants to pretend this is about protecting public assets, while casting National as the party of asset sales.

Spare us.

This is the same Labour Party that sold Kiwi Wealth into private ownership while in government. They can dress that up however they like, but New Zealanders are not stupid.

And that is the broader problem. Labour increasingly acts as though scrutiny is some kind of personal insult.

Ask about a Future Fund and apparently you are demanding too much. Ask about a capital gains tax and they tell you it is really about health.

Labour says three free doctor’s visits would be “paid for through simple, targeted changes to the tax system”. Its own release calls it “a targeted capital gains tax”.

Please.

If the state takes your money through a tax and spends it somewhere else, it is still a tax. Calling it care does not make it magic.

Then came the leaked audio, and it landed because it confirmed what many already suspected.

This is not a disciplined government-in-waiting. It looks like a party still trapped in opposition mode, bitter, loose, sneering and far too pleased with itself.

Barbara Edmonds said: “Every week I have to stand up in the House and ask a duck-faced horse – did I get that right? – questions every single week”.

That was not just childish. It was revealing.

This is Labour’s finance spokeswoman, a person who wants to be trusted with the economy, sinking into personal insults about another woman’s appearance.

Imagine the reaction if a National minister said that. They would be hunted for days. There would be demands for sackings, apologies, inquiries, the lot.

Here, we got the usual soft landing. A bit of coverage. A bit of embarrassment. Move along.

Chris Hipkins called the comment “pretty regrettable”. Nicola Willis said it was “water off a duck’s back, really”.

But the problem is bigger than one insult.

Senior MPs were carrying on like a messy backstage drama club while households are still under pressure, debt is rising, productivity is weak and people are wondering how much more they can take.

This is the party asking to run the country again.

That is why the Future Fund matters. It is not some isolated policy question. It is a test of seriousness.

If Labour genuinely believes in this thing, then front up.

Release the detail. Name the assets. Show the numbers. Explain the structure. Defend it in daylight.

But they will not.

They want voters to sign first and see the terms later.

That is not leadership. That is arrogance with a logo.

New Zealand does not need another grand Labour announcement built on vibes, slogans and moral superiority. We have seen that movie before, and we are still paying for the ticket.

If Labour wants power, it can start by treating voters like adults.

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